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The greatest fuckings ever

Monday, September 24th, 2007

If your woman is not around for a week, don’t jerk off in that period, maximum once, at the beginning, ‘cuz when she’ll be available again, that day and the day after you will have the greatest fuckings ever! Although now you shuld visit Pix and Video!

Are you afraid to ask her?

Thursday, September 20th, 2007

Do you want to fuck the bitch next door? Are you afraid to ask her? Well here and now I’m telling you not to be afraid! Cuz the worst thing that can happen is that she says no. But at least you asked her…

At my last workplace

Sunday, September 16th, 2007

"At my last workplace my boss was a woman. I got fired cuz I sucked her husband’s dick and he fucked me. Here I don’t get fired for such things; here my bosses know that fucking is good, and it would be a mistake to ruin good thing!" - a Pix and Video girl…

There was a huge orgy

Wednesday, September 12th, 2007

The members of the crew like each other, so we though we should have a party together. Everybody drank a lot and by the end, instead of dancing, there was a huge orgy. Afterwards we all decided that we would throw parties like that more often :)

Bad things

Tuesday, September 4th, 2007

I was at a bar and picked up a slot. But my girlfriend came… man that was a situation! I was between the devil and the deep blue see… But don’t worry for me, I can always bring the best out from the bad things

Fucking

Wednesday, August 29th, 2007

:) Check this out! There is a village in Austria, called “Fucking”! It is called like that since 1070, named after a man, Focko. The “ing” in German is an old suffix meaning “people”. So here “Fucking” means “place of Focko’s people”. :)

After this fact, you should click here to check PixandVideo! :)

She would die if she didn’t get her daily dick

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007

Look at this bitch! She would die if she didn’t get her daily dick! But she doesn’t laze for one moment! She can get anyone whoever she wants and puts that dick in her pussy!

Way to go, girl

Sunday, August 19th, 2007

Every morning I give myself an enema and I have an orgasm by that! Afterwards I take a shower, drink my coffee and look in the mirror, saying “way to go, girl ;)

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I needed a bitch

Friday, August 10th, 2007

I needed a bitch who would entertain me a little, so I wrote this ad to a newspaper: “I am looking for a neat woman who would clean my truck then suck and fuck!” The bitches liked it ;) You can check this by clicking here! :)

I want to be on a beach, drinking cocktails…

Thursday, July 5th, 2007

At the moment I want to be on a beach, drinking cocktails with the most beautiful women around me and after a short chat I would fuck them one by one…
brrr… back here in my office…